A time that every employee working in baseball enjoys, a milestone of the season if you will, has occured. The All-Star Break. This is the 35 game mark in a 70 home game season. We didn't clinch a spot in the playoffs, but I got a 3 day weekend and that's just as good to me. I spent it playing house at my GM's while him and his family were out of town/at the All-Star game, attending a bachelorette party with my favorite Asheville girls and taking a road trip to Greenville for some shopping. It was good. I felt rested and relaxed for our four game homestand that started Thursday. Little did I know I couldn't be relaxed enough.
Thirsty Thursday always makes me cringe because lots of drunk people in one place is not something I enjoy. Especially when I am not partaking in the drinking. Thankfully, I spend most of my Thursday, Friday and Saturday home games in the cash room reconciling the nights revenue for concessions. The "cash room" may sound glamorous, but let me tell you, it is like a little dungeon nestled deep in the back of Mr. Moon's Landing. Anyway, Thursday was automatically slightly stressful and sprinkled with rain and day-tarping. Friday was one of our mascot, Ted E.'s birthday and we had creepy mascot friends crawling all over the ballpark including a weird smiling bee and a hilarious dog in overalls. No idea where we found these guys.
Saturday rolls around and we have a 9am start because there's a picnic in the Pepsi Party Pavilion that my lovely co-worker Matt booked for a 50th high school reunion. Now mind you, since the woman booked it, we have gotten countless calls including (no joke here people), "what if it rains?" (typical), "can we do karaoke?" (Sure?), "can we bring games like horse shoes and cornhole?" (Ok), "what if someone brings a gun?" (.....), "where can our Elvis impersonator sing from?" (?!?!) When we saw her name come up on the caller ID, we would pretty much flip a coin to see who answered it.
It was obviously going to be a rough day, so we try to arrive mentally prepared. People from the high school are already setting up balloons when I roll in at 9:05am. We clean Pepsi and help get the food ready. Everyone arrives and we help serve drinks and put everything out. Old people are like vultures and crush everything so we're running around like nutcases refilling beans, hot dogs, condiments and buns. Finally they are done eating and the music starts. Then Elvis is in the building. It's only 3pm! I clearly remember turning to my good friend, partner in crime, co-worker Lindsay and saying "This is going to be a weird day." She agreed. Little did we know..
Game starts, everything is going ok. We have a great crowd and the weather is good. Two Baseball Buddy teams for me to take on the field, a Scout parade and sleepover and a Mr. Moon Bobblehead giveaway! Since concessions is getting slammed, I go into the cash room early to start taking drops. The lines are pretty backed up and there's a knock on the door that literally makes me jump its so loud. The cashier from Galaxy Grill is freaking because her register is stuck. I frantically call Craig on the radio because I don't know how to use the registers and I see the line is totally backed up. Craig comes to see what the issue is and our lovely cashier throws up her hands in exasperation and says, "he keeps changing his mind!" as the customer is still standing at the window patiently waiting for the 2 kids cheeseburgers he ordered that were rang up as a bacon cheeseburger and a chili cheeseburger. Crisis averted and the lines start to calm down.
Exact radio convo's:
Concessions Craig: "Hey Brian, we have no power in any stand. Any idea when it's going to go back on??"
President Brian: "Gee Craig, let me get into my time machine and see when they're going to turn it on and get back to you."
5 minutes later..
Press Box Rick: "Rick to Brian, we have no power up here. The scoreboard is completely off."
President Brian: "Yes, I know, Rick. No power in the whole ballpark. Does anyone else want to tell me the power is off?"
Business Manager Straney (standing next to Brian, slowly raises radio): "Hey Brian, the power is out.."
Back in the cash room with the concession boys and Lindsay (THANK YOU for your help!) to count all the bags. We got a little slap happy, but thankfully everything balanced out. And I am EXTREMELY thankful I did NOT have to spend the night for the Scout Sleepover (shoutout to Linds, Straney and Seth for doing that). Lucky for us, Sunday's game went pretty well, despite some drizzling at the start. We unrolled the tarp, but never pulled it and I wasn't in the cash room, so I got to just hang out in the crowd and enjoy what turned out to be a beautiful day. And thankfully, no one changed their mind while ordering at the Galaxy Grill, either.
Even though my job stresses me out a lot and is causing me to go grey at age 25 (no lie, Larry & Brian found a few grey hairs & now I never hear the end of it), I must say that every day is definitely an adventure.
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| The sun sets over McCormick Field. |




