Welcome to the wonderful world that is the off season. AKA my life right now. I currently work in hockey and it definitely (and obviously) is a different world then baseball however nonetheless the same. How you ask considering it is an entirely different sport but let me tell you, you still make the same sacrifices in regards to your life. You have no social life for pretty much half the year and ironically once you get it back it is hard to adjust a little bit. The hustle and bustle that was once the season is now gone and you go back to working the regular 9-5 office hours. Your friends welcome you back after being gone for 6 months from the social scene. And the biggie---YOU GET TO FINALLY SLEEP IN ON WEEKENDS!!! Even though for the first few weeks of the off season, you fight to sleep past 9.
The big buzz in the office right now is our softball game, which is tomorrow. Of course it's typical---the roster is heavy on the boys and not so much on the girls. Maybe because there are like four girls in the office--but still! I'll be the first to admit I'm not the best athlete, but that doesn't mean I don't wanna play. After work today, I made sure to get the stuff to at least look the part (I am a girl after all which means I like my fashion haha). I'm set out to prove that I can play better than any guy out there---or at least fake it a little bit with my cool new stuff!
And maybe, just maybe that song "Anything you can do, I can do better" is playing in my head right now, but so what?
Hahahaha it might be because I CAN!
************************************Jazz
Well its Tuesday 9:30 pm... still sitting at my desk ... I'm wearing leggings a tank top and no shoes...normal office attire. Finished a six thirty start game... and of course we tarped. Apparently this part of the nation has turned into a rain forest. I am also listening to a conversation about being slapped with a hot dog.. oh wait its changed to a 2 by 4 that took a quick turn to violent. The end of my day includes reports, shots of goldschlagger because my dear boy next to me and thinking about my bed. Today was senior day, why aren't they all sweet like grand mas should be, I think its because I'm a girl they try to eat me a live when they don't get their vouchers right away!
Back to sitting at my desk it is about 800 degrees here. I understand its uncomfortable when its hot, but from what I am hearing it tough being a guy when its hot there is a lot of chaffing and sticking and need for readjusting and discussing it amongst one another. I think next time I am going to chime in about how my bra really get uncomfortable when its hot, you know you get sweaty and it just rubs you the wrong way, I hate that. Then i think I'm going to throw out PMS and just see if it makes everyone run out of the room... you know what I'm going to throw it out now... apparently they think its a myth who knew!
A great way to end this is how someone just said goodnight to the rest of still in the office at 9:45
"Good Night F*****" Classy hu....
***************************************** KC
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